SNAPPED

Justin reaches ever increasing heights in his illustrious career...

OBSESSIVE

Justin Focus – the epitome of suave sophistication....in his dreams....”Oh I do like to be beside the seaside!”

BLOW OFF

Justin Focus - who's he? He's a photographer of international renown. He's also not quite the full shilling...knitting with only one needle, definitely at least one sandwich short of a picnic...but...altogether now - 'we love you Justin, oh, yes we do'...!

APOCALYPSE NO!

Justin Focus is a photographer of ‘international repute’. This is, however, a self-perpetuated myth, since he is an arrogant tit whose images mostly consist of self-portraits and those he takes of models and celebrities tend to be a little – well – out of focus...